devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

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gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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fistsfullofhate:

I wish there was a way you could just run up to all the people you don’t like with a giant eraser and just erase them from existence.

okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

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